MIAA Suspended 18 Year Old Beverly Lacrosse Bros For Smoking Cigars At Graduation, Still Win Championship In Ultimate Power Move


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog   The MIAA has been on a roll this week. Check out what they did to the Beverly lacrosse team…. BEVERLY, Mass. —The parent of a Beverly High School lacrosse player has reported that his son and…

MIAA Refuses To Reschedule Methuen-Chelmsford Baseball Game, Kids Must Skip SAT’s, Graduation So MIAA Can Make More Gate Revenue


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog   As part of our ongoing crusade against the MIAA, TurtleBoy Sports brings you the latest shenanigans of the “self-governing”, self-serving bunch of dooshnozzles who sit upon the thrones of the mighty in Franklin. We encourage that…

MIAA Is Stealing Money From Schools, Paying Executives $138K, And Ruining High School Sports


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog. Editor’s Note: The MIAA did some really fucked up shit today that Turtleboy is covering in an upcoming blog. JoeyGenius meanwhile has an intriguing idea about how to stick it to these professional assholes and crooks. Here…

San Antonio Spurs Broke The AC On Purpose To Cramp LeBron Because He’s a Dandy, According To Felger And Mazz Caller


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook     If you’re living in a cave in Antarctica you still probably know what happened to LeBron James in the Miami Heat’s Game 1 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in the NBA Finals. The AC broke at the Spurs arena and it was over 90 degrees inside. This of course meant Bron-Bron got a cramp in the…

Morons Say Parents Who Made Youtube Video About Sex Change For Their 6 Year Old Transgender Daughter Ryland Whittington Are Heroes


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   This past week every asshole wannabe Macklemore out there who wants to show the world how progressive they are has been going out of their way to praise two asshole parents who used their five year old daughter for personal gain because she said she was a boy. Ya got that?…

JV Basketball Coach Barges Into Amherst High School To Illegally Recruit Freshmen, Ends Up Locking Down School 45 Minutes


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Administrators at Amherst Regional High School have contacted the Massachusetts Interscholastic Athletic Association with charges that Smith Vocational coaches were on school grounds attempting to convince four Amherst freshman basketball players to transfer to Smith in…

TurtleBoy Responds To Moron Sam Monson Who Said Tom Brady Isn’t A Top 5 NFL Quarterback


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Some stooge named Sam Monson from Pro Football Focus become the latest idiot to make himself a household name by saying something really, really stupid. I swear that’s all you have to do these days to…

Brandon Workman Suspended, David Price Not Suspended Is Officially Biggest Asshole In Sports


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   MLB has suspended Red Sox right-hander Brandon Workman six games for throwing a pitch at Rays third baseman Evan Longoria on Friday. Workman didn’t actually hit Longoria, as the pitch instead went behind him, but both teams had…

Local Boobs Eric Adams, Mike Catuogno Defend Jonny Gomes’ Honor, Say Really, Really Dumb Things In The Process


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   You don’t become the fastest growing family blog in New England without picking up some hecklers along the way. We’ve run afoul of a number of different groups of people since we began six months ago. But…