UConn Is Literally Starving Shabazz Napier, Wants a Union, More Reason To Pull For Calipari And Kentucky Tonight


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Shabazz Napier, point guard for The University of Connecticut’s men’s basketball team, recently told reporters he understands why athletes at Northwestern need a union, as he sometimes has to go to bed “starving” because he cannot afford food. “We as student athletes get utilized for what we do…

Some Idiot Named Corey Lost Out On $100,000 Because He Didn’t Hit “Save” When He Chose UConn-Kentucky Final, TurtleBoy Sports T-Shirts On The Line Tonight


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Deadspin: Corey Johnson currently has the fourth-best bracket in America. The 20 best brackets will win $100,000 from Quicken Loans and Yahoo Sports, but Corey will not be among them. Corey’s bracket didn’t pick a champion. Where will Corey be watching tonight’s championship game? “From a rope hanging from a tree,”…

Worcester Product, Kansas PG Naadir Tharpe In Hot Water For Drunken Selfie He Took With Married Nurse/White Girl Who Doesn’t Love Him


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Apparently Kansas fans are pretty pissed off at local Worcester boob and Jayhawks starting point guard Naadir Tharpe. He had a pretty disappointing season, and Kansas was knocked out of the tournament in the second round by 10th seeded Stanford. So fans were none too…

If You’re From Massachusetts, And You Root For UConn To Win Final Four Are You a Carpetbagging Traitor?


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   “I really don’t get the UConn thing.” Saw this post on a friend’s Facebook today. Basically started a shitstorm of wicked smart comments like this: “Ha, Massachusetts college sports teams are awesome, so u understand why u can’t comprehend. get on board though bro, team of…

UMass Administrators, Amherst Police Take Notes: University of Dayton President Riots With Students After Upsetting Syracuse, Everyone Lives


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Share TurtleBoy Sports on Facebook.   Dayton, Ohio — The University of Dayton President Daniel Curran was carried down the street as more than 1,000 euphoric fans celebrated their school’s surprise victory over the powerhouse Syracuse University basketball team. “Dr. Dan! Dr. Dan! Dr. Dan!,” they chanted, letting out…