Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook So i subscribe to this page on Facebook called “Your probably from Worcester, MA if……”. And no, I didn’t spell “your” wrong. That’s the name of the actual page. That name alone is so Worcester it hurts. Anyway the page is mostly old people who wanna reminisce about…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Remember when everyone was slobbering over Miley Cyrus for being such an amazing person? I haven’t seen someone get so much praise for doing nothing since Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. Turns out the entire thing was a scam, just like we predicted. The “homeless” youth…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook DM – Miley Cyrus stole the show at this year’s VMAs but instead of twerking and sticking out her tongue, the pop star grabbed the attention of the audience by promoting her pet cause – youth homelessness. The blonde singer won the Video of the Year award for her…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Do you like to write outrageous headlines in order to get page views? Do you have something really dumb to say that you just can’t keep to yourself? Do you like to mask your idiotic thoughts with big words that you found in your handy pocket thesaurus? Are you…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook The only thing worse than MTV are awards shows of any kind. I hate everything about them like every blue blooded American does. It’s a bunch of talentless, narcissistic pieces of human garbage drowning themselves in an orgy of hashtags and selflies. So reluctantly I put on the…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Chicago Sun Times: Yesterday when the Cubs defended their grounds crew’s efforts during Tuesday night’s debacle against the Giants, the team noted that they had sent home many of the grounds crew workers earlier in the day. They made it sound as if it were standard operating procedure to do so. But…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook We wrote an article a couple days ago after Rick Telander of the Chicago Sun Times wrote the following scathing, cold takes in his column about the Little League World Series: “Some of what I have seen so far in this tournament seems to rub up next to exploitation, almost like low-level child…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook If you haven’t been watching HBO’s Hard Knocks this season then you’re missing out. It’s by far the best season I’ve seen so far. The Atlanta Falcons are an intriguing team. They’ve got a quarterback who has the physical tools to win a Super Bowl. They have perhaps the best receiving corps in…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Is the Little League World Series exploitative of kids? Is ESPN’s coverage of the LLWS immoral because they like to show kids crying on TV? Most of you would say, “No, of course not. What kind of stupid question is that?” But apparently some goober who writes fro the Chicago Sun Times named…
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Johnny Rookie Bitch just got a dose of what his short NFL career is gonna be like: Pretty much every time this idiot gets sacked this is gonna happen. As a matter of fact I can’t imagine a situation where he gets sacked and someone doesn’t do the…
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