Just Like We Predicted Miley Cyrus’ Homeless Lover Is A Suburban Kid Who Went To LA To Find Himself And Now His Mom Is Bringing Him Home


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Remember when everyone was slobbering over Miley Cyrus for being such an amazing person?   I haven’t seen someone get so much praise for doing nothing since Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. Turns out the entire thing was a scam, just like we predicted. The “homeless” youth…

Chicago Cubs Tried To Cheat Against The SF Giants By Blaming Obama For Hilarious Failed Attempt To Put Tarp On The Field


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Chicago Sun Times: Yesterday when the Cubs defended their grounds crew’s efforts during Tuesday night’s debacle against the Giants, the team noted that they had sent home many of the grounds crew workers earlier in the day. They made it sound as if it were standard operating procedure to do so. But…

Worcester, Louisville KY Players From 2002 LLWS Never Felt Exploited By ESPN, Share Their Experiences With Turtleboy Sports


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   We wrote an article a couple days ago after Rick Telander of the Chicago Sun Times wrote the following scathing, cold takes in his column about the Little League World Series: “Some of what I have seen so far in this tournament seems to rub up next to exploitation, almost like low-level child…

Bryan Cox Is Stealing The Show On HBO’s Hard Knocks Atlanta Falcons But Why Isn’t Yawin Smallwood Talking?


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   If you haven’t been watching HBO’s Hard Knocks this season then you’re missing out. It’s by far the best season I’ve seen so far. The Atlanta Falcons are an intriguing team. They’ve got a quarterback who has the physical tools to win a Super Bowl. They have perhaps the best receiving corps in…

Losers Whining That ESPN Is Showing Kids Cry At LLWS, Worcester Kids Got Over Losing In Little League World Series Final To Kentucky


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Is the Little League World Series exploitative of kids? Is ESPN’s coverage of the LLWS immoral because they like to show kids crying on TV? Most of you would say, “No, of course not. What kind of stupid question is that?” But apparently some goober who writes fro the Chicago Sun Times named…