Former Bruins Drunk Tyler Seguin Let Some Dude Shoot A Golf Ball Off His Junk


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   Ah, the NHL offseason, where players hit the links and use their nether regions as tees for golf balls. Wait, what? Dallas Stars young star Tyler Seguin did just that recently at The Fourth Period’s charity golf tournament wherein he bravely let a Stars fan tee up off his junk with the only…

Bruins Fans, Please Stop #NHL15Bergeron Campaign, It’s For Losers Like Montreal Canadiens Fans Who Just Lost To NY Rangers


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Hey New York Rangers – you’re welcome. Luckily for you guys the Boston Bruins had some of the worst puck luck ever seen, and emotionally and physically drained the Montreal Canadiens in the Eastern Conference Semifinals. You can thank us for…

Montreal Canadiens Fans Doing What They Do Best: Whining About Lack Of Penalties Against New York Rangers


Follow TurtleBoy on Twitter and like us on Facebook   I don’t know whether or not to be happy or upset that the New York Rangers are completely facializing la Canadiens de Montreal. On the one hand I have loved watching the Habs get annihilated at home by the 6th seeded Rangers by a combined score of 10-3. On the…

Montreal Fans Now Making Fake Twitters To Say Racist Things About PK Subban While Pretending To Be Bruins Fans


Follow TurtleBoy on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Hey guess what? Montreal fans can’t just take a cheap victory and go home. Not without some good ol’ fashion race baiting first. This time they went looking for the legion of Boston Klansmen on Twitter, but unfortunately for them they weren’t easy to find:   Ya see…

Habs Fans Now Calling Sean Thornton Racist For Throwing Water On P.K. Subban After Bruins Facialize Montreal Canadiens In Game 5


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Last night the Boston Bruins proved what we all knew was obvious – they are much better than the Montreal Canadiens. The final score may say 4-2 Bruins, but make no doubt about it, this was an utter and complete Habs spankfest. First I wanna say that if it weren’t for the…

Montreal Canadiens Facebook Page Will Make You Realize Why Their Team Is So Dislikeable


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   The big difference between the Boston Bruins and the Montreal Canadiens is that their fans are different. We just wanna see different things. They’re French. Ultimately they wanna win, and they’ll be devastated if they lose because hockey is all they have, but they’re gonna disco it up anyway if they lose.…