USMNT Achieved Absolutely Nothing At World Cup, And We’ll Go Right Back To Ignoring Soccer For Four Years


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   After team USA got their ass kicked today against Belgium in the first round of the World Cup tournament Alexi Lallas and every other jingo maniac was ogling them for their effort. Hey losers, you know…

Ann Coulter Says Moronic Things About Soccer So Rednecks In Arkansas Will Buy Her Next Book


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   People are all fired up that professional dooshnozzle/conservative blogger Ann Coulter wrote a column the other day that took a huge, steamy, Glenn Beck-ian dump all over soccer. These people can’t stop talking about it because as you will see,…

If USMNT Doesn’t Play For The Tie Against Germany Jurgen Klinsmann Should Be Deported


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   So tomorrow the USMNT plays Germany. If the USA wins they advance. If they tie they advance. If Portugal and Ghana tie they advance. If they lose we’re probably still gonna advance if Portugal also beats Ghana. Want more…

Amherst NASCAR Fan Accuses Latino Neighbor Of Stealing Jobs, Disrupting NASCAR During World Cup Celebration


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Amherst (Mass Live): Later that night, police received a call from a woman who had received a call from her a neighbor scolding her for taking jobs away from Americans. He called her a name and said…

Portugal Diving Euro-Weenies Reminded Us Why America Will Never, Ever Embrace Soccer In Yesterday’s 2-2 Tie


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   I have to admit, the World Cup so far this year has made me dislike soccer a little bit less. Definitely seen some good kicking out there, and they’ve actually put the ball in the net.…

These Americans Rooting For Portugal Against USA Are the Biggest Traitors On Earth Right?


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook 1 Vote     Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Normally I wouldn’t give a shit about soccer, but certain people are turning Turtleboy into the biggest USA soccer fan on earth. The United States of America and Portugal square off on…